A woman just gave birth to a baby in a hospital.
As soon as she’d recovered, the doctor came to speak to her:
“Your baby is in good health, but there’s something important I need to tell you….”
The woman became worried:
“What’s the matter with my baby,…..tell me please, what’s wrong?”
“There’s nothing really wrong, but your baby is a little…..different. He’s a hermaphrodite.”
“Hermaphrodite??? What is that???”
“Well….. it means your baby is….that he has all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman!”
The woman pales.
“OH MY GOD!!!!”
“You mean he has a penis AND a brain?”